I climbed to the top of the mountain

Looked down on the valley below

The earth beneath me trembled

And the sky appeared to glow

Sudden sickness came over my body

My mind spinning out of control

Delusional thoughts of mystical creatures

Evil demons were taking my soul

In my hand a dancing bottle

With a label I never had seen

WARNING: use caution when drinking

Contains spirits that are evil and mean

Highly Toxic...Yet Tasty!